There is just one thing I need...

So Angela tagged me for this meme, which means I actually have a reason to post! Also, new developments from last weekend that... well, I don't remember, which I'm going to include in the meme! Enjoy!


1. Provide a link to the person who tagged you, and spell out the rules of the meme on your blog.

2. Share seven random and/or weird facts about yourself.

3. Tag seven random bloggers with this meme and post links to their blogs at the end of this post. (If you need help finding people, you can use the NaBloPoMo Randomizer)

4. Let those who have been tagged know so by leaving a comment on their blog and telling them where to find information regarding the meme they are now expected to do.


Okay, so... I'm kind of lazy, so I'm not going to be tagging anyone. Anyone who wants to do it, be my guest, you're tagged!

1. I actually didn't know that this kind of thing was pronounced "meem" until I read it on Angela's blog. That is, I knew what a "meem" was, in the conventional sense, but I never applied it to the "mimis" I saw on the internet until now. So... I'm a dumbass.
   
2. I almost had a threesome on Saturday night. And yet, I have no memory of this. What the HELL. I mean, granted, it's not that odd a thing to have happened. The two people I was reportedly making out with on the dance floor are both very attractive, and I've already hooked up with one of them before. However, I have absolutely no memory of ANYTHING like this happening that night, and those bitches didn't even tell me about it the next morning! The only reason I even found out now is because a girl who I also apparently made out with has STREP, so the friend who hosted the party IMed me to inform me that I may have it as well, and happened to mention that I almost had a threesome as well. Whew. Now THAT was a full weekend.
   
3. Okay, I promise I'm moving on, but as another fact, how about that I've always wanted to have a threesome? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not that I think it would be that amazing. I just think that it's one of those things that it's fun to be able to say you've done at some point in your life. I almost did, once, with my ex from last year and this random slutty Asian boy who literally has the most AMAZING body I've even fucking seen in person, but then... I forget what happened. It just fell through, I guess. Whatever.
   
4. I'm done with the sex talk, I'll sound like a whore... tee hee. Anyway, how about... that I'm super flexible! I can wiggle my ears (which isn't really flexibility-related, I suppose, but it IS movement-related), I can put both my legs behind my head, I can get in the lotus position and walk across a room on my knees, and until about a year or two ago I could do something too dirty to mention even here... okay, so maybe that one was moderately more sexual than I intended, but it's not my fault!
   
5. My very favorite soda of all time is Diet Dr. Pepper. "But Sam," you say, "I thought you were morally against diet soda!" (Okay, so maybe you don't say that, but IF you did!) Well, in fact I am mostly against diet soda because of the taste. I'm sure there are people who like the taste of some diet drinks, but the only one I've ever been able to stomach (apart from the occasional Coke Zero) is Diet Dr. Pepper, the king of diet beverages. It tastes exactly like regular Dr. Pepper, which I also love, but without any of the sugar or calories! Magical. Truly magical.
   
6. I infinitely prefer iced coffee to regular coffee. Even in the dead of winter, I will almost always stick to my signature Starbucks drink, the iced triple grande vanilla nonfat latte (and yes, that is the exact way to order it at the West 4th and Washington Square East Starbucks). That said, I did get a tall nonfat no-whip peppermint mocha today, but it was freaking COLD! And come on... it's Christmas!
   
7. Christmastime is my absolute favorite time of the year. I start playing my Christmas music before Thanksgiving, and keep it playing until well after New Year's. (The only two albums anyone really needs are The Vince Guaraldi Trio's A Charlie Brown Christmas sountrack and Hanson's Snowed In, no joke.) Christmas food is the best, Christmas cheer is the best, and Christmas decorations are the best. Screw Jesus, screw Santa, it's all about the secular symbolism. And it's all about RIGHT NOW. After the fifty pages of papers I have due in the next week and a half, that is. Kudos, finals! Peace out, y'all.